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🎭 Not Here for the Drama Coffee 🎭
Because sometimes, the best way to deal with holiday chaos is a bold cup of coffee and zero tolerance for nonsense. Not Here for the Drama is a medium roast with a rich, smooth flavor that’s unapologetically straightforward.
Whether you’re dodging holiday theatrics, surviving family gatherings, or just trying to keep your cool, this coffee has your back. No frills, no fuss—just a reliable brew that fuels your day while everyone else spirals into festive chaos.
Why You’ll Love It:
☕ Flavor Profile: A bold, medium roast with a smooth, rich taste that stands out.
🎁 Perfect For: Those who value coffee over drama, no-nonsense mornings, and staying calm in the holiday storm.
🌎 Ethically Sourced: Expertly roasted for a premium cup every time.
💡 Pro Tip: Pairs perfectly with a quiet morning and a side of "not my problem."
Stay strong, stay bold, and let everyone else deal with the theatrics—Not Here for the Drama is your holiday survival sidekick.
Only Available in Regular
This classic roast is available in Regular with multiple grind options to suit your preferred brewing style.
Single-Serve Compatible
For added convenience single-serve cups come in packs of 12 and work with Keurig® 1.0 and 2.0 machines.
- Zero Sugar or Sweeteners
- Gluten-Free & Keto-Friendly
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